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A wonderful act to get rid of a cancer
Kill jake paul world rid cancer
Man 1: I wish you would KJP
Man 2: why not
North Korea’s new torture methods
“Did you here about bob he went insane from Jake Paul songs they suck so much”
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A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.
A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together
No Blankets
No Women
No Shame
Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum
We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head
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One Take Jake , in musical terms is someone who can record a track perfectly the first time, be it vocals or instruments.
Yo, Tupac Shakur was a One Take Jake in the studio, real talk.
An absolutely savage metaphorical name for YouTube star Brian Quang Le, a.k.a "Ricegum" created by iDubbbzTV.
It is, also, and undoubtedly, the name of one of the most savage diss tracks created by a YouTube personality (iDubbbzTV).
Asian Jake Paul - iDubbbzTV (feat. Boyinaband)
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy.
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy.
Say to your audience face, ayy.
How Jacob Sartorius tastes.
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A disease.
Common, over 500,000 cases a year.
Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.
Disease can be treated but not cured.
Signs that you have this common disease:
1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.
2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.
3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.
If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.
Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?
Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.
Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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