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The way men copy each other when they are together.
The same pompous chuckling laugh.
The same stances.
The same cadence to the way they talk.
Same clothing style.
Two gals at a party.
One to the other.
"Hey Sue check out all the Man Mimes those guys are doing."
The Bleem Man is an intergalactic being that runs a shitty meme page on Instagram. It survives off of huffing pottery enamel and any fish that it catches. It is easy to tell when he is coming due to the constant sounds of Trippie Redd playing from its speaker.
Man #1: “Do you hear Love Scars by Trippie Redd?”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
Usually the nickname douchebag cucks named Tanner would give themselves. This is the guy that at a party would say “Bro, I’d rather be at home playing CoD.”
Yeah my names Tanner, but you can call me Tan Man. Where’s the Call of Duty at?
Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\
Function: noun
A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!
Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."
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Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj?
I knew you were, bro.
You're an arse man.
You're a massive arse man
What you saying?
I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.
You giving me batty chirps, bro?
You calling me a wammer?
No.
Fuck Off!