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working an angle

The art of manipulating situations with the finesse of a used car salesman so that every conversation, no matter how mundane or only tangentially related, serves to benefit one’s personal agenda. Basically social gymnastics for the ethically flexible.

"Brad sure has a knack for working an angle; he turned a routine staff meeting into a networking opportunity with the CEO and somehow ended up with a promotion and the CEO’s old gym socks.”

by PatsFanatic June 10, 2024


work weight

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.

Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?

by bros_before_hoos January 2, 2020


asian work boots

Flip flops

Take off your Asian work boots and put on some socks. Your feet stink.

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 9, 2014


D pressed no work

When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.

The same person on all my examples has D pressed no work

by Natasha Lobo September 12, 2021


Work For Love

You said you needed full time help
'cause you're all alone
I said I'd work for nothing at all
If I just could take you home
And now you're taking applications
For your love
You wanted certain specifications
I circled the one that said all the above

Work... for love
Finally got my resume
And you said you'd reviewed it some other day
I said, 'girl, hey, do it if you dare
Where I'd like to go our love will flare'
Finally my letter arrived
And I knew you would be mine
Instead I had to prove my turf
For the first two weeks work overtime
Work... for love
You've got to work
You've got to work for love

by Death Menace December 19, 2022


the works

a hydrogen bomb made by mixing alumminum foil and tolet cleaner the works inside a container. if vaper is exposed to flame it will incinorate.

we put the works in a trash can and was put on a terroist watch list

by Rocheman4280 January 7, 2021


the work

Term used to describe undoing learned patterns from your family, environment, to live in a more free state. Also used simultaneously to describe unlearning internalized patterns from society such as sexism, racism, homophobia, etc.

"She's done the work."
"She's doing the work"
"He's done the work."

by sparklychazzles March 27, 2021