EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

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"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

you mad chad

Means that you’re basic/predictable and you’re slow/dumb. You know in movies when there’s a character named Chad they are most likely are stupid and annoying yeah that what it means.

Why the fuck would you say that you mad chad for that.
You thought a banana was an apple…? Nahhh you chad for that

Are you John Travolta?

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.

Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”

knock you off the mat

I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you

Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️

written by you

its who the urban dictionary was written by

Guy 1 "did you know that the urban dictionary was written by you?" Guy 2 "No that's so cool."

turn you on to

Phrase from the seventies meaning to introduce a person to something new or interesting or "cool" that is totally new to their experience.

Yeah man, glad I could turn you on to some Thai stick finally. Pretty fucking...uh...I forgot what I was going to say...

Would you like some fries with that shake?

A reference to a song by Parliament-Funkadelic leader George Clinton. Which in turn was referenced in the 1997 children's film Good Burger. Sometimes the phrase is mistaken to be a sexual reference, but it is not. It instead references combo meals at fast food restaurants. The phrase is a male asking a woman to go on a date. So instead of just being a solo shake, a reference to feminine hips, he's asking as a hearty spud himself if they can be a combo. Due to the joke's fast food theme, it implies that the male is asking to take her out to lunch.

Dude: Would you like some fries with that shake?
Dudette: Sure, but only if you take me out for a good burger.