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Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.
Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!
Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.
Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.
Mimi miller aint shit. Simple.
Light skin female with kid, aint shit and never will be shit. Aka mimi aint shit
When you get on the porcelain throne and pump a few jams and shit until your empty.
Dude 1 : Man you never called me back
Dude 2: I was in quantam shit mode, i had katy perry playing and i was dusting off some pigs in angry birds.
Dude 1: Oh. Ok.
When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
Extra assigned tasks that in turn screws over lower level staff members within a business/ company. Usually occurs during the most inconvenient times during a shift and sets team members behind for the work day.
Today my manager pulled major Tim Shit making me late for dinner.
Extra given tasks during a workday at inconvenient times. Usually, assigned by a manager or authoritative figure within a company/ business.
My manager pull some major Tim shit today at work.
Being extra thirsty and disregarding most anyones feelings as long as that hoe gets hers..
Like for instance - If your girl pick a fight to do the most “hoe shit” and then blames you for making her act like a hoe.
Say two Hoes get together with two drug dealers in there hotel. And sneak in the bathroom and take selfies with let’s just say a desert eagle in their mouths when they got boyfriends. That would be Hoe shit…
I’m sick of these dumb ass bitches doing Hoe shit.. they gonna find out today that shit don’t go round hurrr.