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To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.
“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.
Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!
Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?
Peter: That's messed up.
Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
although he was crazy, you find yourself agreeing with everything he says no matter how cruel or crazy it sounds, why do you do this? because Andrew Ryan is a genius and perhaps the smartest fictional video game character to ever live
I have been an Andrew Ryan from Bioshock Fan ever since he started telling me about Rapture and what it was truly capable of.
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Old japanese words of wisdom, used when you embarrassingly fucked up something, you thought you were the bee's knees at.
Girlfriend "Dude, you sucked tonight!"
Boyfriend "Well, even monkeys fall from trees. Bitch."
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When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.
Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us
Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)
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I have three "Dogs from teh past", it's nice.
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'Im just a boy from Cuba' is a line once said by the most prettiest man in space. No, its not Keith, even though he's hot as fuck.
"Im just a boy from Cuba, not some space prince like Lotor."