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"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard
Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"
Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"
Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."
Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
A phrase used when something doesn’t go as planned. This phrase is often followed by a shrug while saying.
Employee: "I’ve put all my hard work into this company and they still haven’t gave me no raise yet. Got these other workers sitting on they behinds getting raises for not doing a damn thing while I’m carrying all the weight. I’m so sick of this sh*t!"
Me: "Hey, that’s just how the game go"
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I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"
A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*
Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"
Billy: "At least 4"
Go outside so i can fight you
Dr phil cash me outside how bow tha
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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.