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Hargrove's Syndrome

A parasitic mass originating from China, which latches onto the arm and/or penis of (typically) a male human. Known to make incessant noises which cause insanity or other personality disorders. Treatable, but difficult to cure. Large cause for STDs.

The parasitic mass is in the same class as the Hirudo, or leeches.

Peter: Oh god, what's that thing hanging on Matt's arm?!
Patrick: Oh, you didn't know? Matt has Hargrove's Syndrome.
Peter: I hope he can be cured!

by The17thColossus June 2, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghostayame's Syndrome

When a person looks significantly older than their absolute age, especially someone in their twenties who appears elderly.

Mason: Damn, that Eric Hewitt, at only age twenty-one, looks to be eighty-five.
Puckett: He must have Ghostayame's Syndrome.

by killt2irl February 20, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Phatass Syndrome

A very debilitating state of mind where the person believes that he/she is popular or well liked by people, even though they are morbidly obese and extremely obnoxious. This person will do almost anything to make themselves seem cool to others, which usually ends up making the victim look like a loser. Symptoms include, posting picture of you "smoking weed" (when it is actually your vaporizer, constantly stalking people to "hang out" with them, and being nice to pretty girls and expecting to get laid because of this.

Oh no, it looks like Jimmy has developed Phatass Syndrome and won't stop texting my girl, I guess i'm going to have to beat his ass.

by The Commision69 April 2, 2015

24๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Are Omeg Syndrome

The act of e-dating on the popular SCPF site Area Omega to misleading femboys and women

"Squad was almost a victim of are omeg syndrome!"
"No bro fr!"

by N0LMO August 16, 2021


cornerstone syndrome

when you miss someone so much that you start thinking that you've seen them around, but really it were just a look-alike. severe cases of cornerstone syndrome would be to actually pretend that the look-alike was the person you missed.

sometimes if you missed a girl you might even shag their sister...

"i thought i saw her in the battleship, rusty hook AND the parrot's beak but they we're all just look-alikes"
"you must have cornerstone syndrome"

by morefuntomiss April 22, 2022


selective syndrome

Selective schools are specific schools across Australia that accept 6th graders for high school when they pass the selective school test. During their time here, they may suffer from 'selective syndrome' (which can occur anytime and anywhere) where they loose their intellectuallity and succumb to the state of normallity (AKA the mainstream classes' state).

"Hey Janice, what happened to poor Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"

by im.notgay May 10, 2019


Rat syndrome

A condition in which one individual will have the tendency to say something idiotic and or retarded. In a relation to tee syndrome rat syndrome has a few differences.

With all disrespect i think you have "rat syndrome"

by Dr. Define June 17, 2017