white chocolate

A white guy who plays like he's black.

Look at that Steve run. He's another white chocolate!!

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White flight

White flight is when local businesses shut down or leave a neighbourhood because they keep getting robbed. The opposite of white flight is gentrification, where legal businesses replace illegal ones (drug peddling, extortion, prostitution). Some people think that both of these are incredibly racist for some reason.

White flight does not exist!!!

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White-Elephant

Motorcycle cops. (Australian) Named for the combination of overweight, white bikes and riders. And at some point, nearly everybody has thought about shooting one.

Hah hah, look at the white elephant, he's too fat to split lanes.

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white pizza

An amazing entree at the California Pizza Kitchen, with a white sauce, ricotta, mozzarella, fontina, parmesan and pecorino romano cheeses with fresh sautéed spinach.

One of the most amazing pizzas I haver consumed.

Hmmm, I think I'm gonna go with the white pizza. I'd also like a side of ranch dressing, thanks!

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White dolphin

When a guy gets a blowjob in the hot tub underwater after taking a hit off the crackpipe.

Chaz was the benefactor of a white dolphin the other night.

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white washed

A black person who lacks the characteristics associated with black people. In other words a black person who acts like a white person. Often caused by being raised in the suburbs.

Jamal was listening to Jack Johnson on his way to Starbucks, he is so white washed.

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white lighter

A white disposable lighter, generally Bic brand, that was either white at purchase or had the plastic wrapper removed.

Generally suspected of causing bad luck by superstitious morons who don't understand that they got in trouble because they smoked pot, not because they used a white lighter to smoke pot.

Stoner without any semblance of logic: "Dude, I hit a bowl with a white lighter and then I got pulled over."

Smart stoner: "Were you smoking while you were driving?"

SWASOL: "Yeah man, I lit up at the traffic light outside the police station."

SS: "..."

SWASOL: "I know, right? White lighters, man. Bad news."

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