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beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 10, 2023


beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

by Armadill0 February 10, 2018


Beat her cheeks

When a male is clapping a females ass cheeks with his penis making a clap like sound

Hey man I just (beat her cheeks) last night,made her ass giggle

by Leo López January 14, 2019


basement beat-down

1) A gathering of one group of people, where you beat the crap out of somebody that is not feeling well or is slightly depressed and then pour large amounts of water on him or her to wash away the depression."
2) The act of De-depressing

"That basement beat-down really helped that kid in the long run."

"People should sign up to go to a basement beat-down instead of therapy."

"The basement beat-down was very successful. We beat the sickness right out of him and washed it away with water."

by cankle man May 9, 2012


Yeet your beat

When you throw your speaker when banging beats are playing

Yeeeeeeeaaah boiiiiiiii I yeet your beat

by Yooooo it’s ya boi yeeeeeeeeee November 2, 2019


what da beat is

To ask someone "what is going on?"

Hey Sarah What da beat is?

by Shaheed and Sarah November 1, 2007


beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.

Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"

by J.Demosa March 29, 2017