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mamre christian college is a gay school with no extra curricular activities. It has only 20 or less people per grade and where everyone acts the same and have no imagination or enthusiasm to actually have some real fun. If you are the least bit different then everyone else, you are made to feel like an outsider by the students AND the staff. The school crushes your very spirit and yet they claim to be CHRISTIAN.
A conversation with between a student of Mamre Christian College and a student from another school.
Mamre student: OMG, my school is like sooo cool. I go to mamrAY.
Other school student: What makes your school so cool?
Mamre student: Um..................we have hot chicks.
Other school student: Yeah, every school does. What else makes it so cool.
Mamre student: Were just cool ok. Look at my friends for instance.
*Mamre student points to a bunch of sluts and wogs*
Other school student: What extra curricuala activities does your school have.
Mamre student: Um...................SCHOOL CAMP
Other school student: Thats it. You don't have anything else. What do you guys do for fun.
Mamre student: Our whole grade palys HANDBALL, in the morning, at recess, lunch AND while we are waiting for the bus, cause it is like teh cool.
Other school student: I can't beleive you guys still play that, I though you were in highschool.
Mamre student: Doesn't every else act like us?
Other school student: No, we actually do other stuff and we all arn't clones like you guys.
Mamre student: You soo wish you were us.
*the other school student walks away and jokes with his/her school friends about how mamre people are stupid, boring, narrowmind, wannabees*
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Perhaps the most paradoxical group of today.
Literally, in multiple times the bible says that you should not be gay, lesbian, nonbinary, or whatever the fuck else you made up.
Now it doesn't say that specifically, but it does imply it.
It doesn't say that being it is bad, but you can't go claiming you're a Christian while being a part of this community.
Rachel: I'm nonbinary now!
John: ok cool, so you ain't christian no more?
Rachel: hm, no I'm tots christian!
John: bruh that's not possible the LGBTQ+ Christians just wish they could be Christian
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you cant believe in the death metal philosophy and folow chistianity at least in theary
i dont even like death metal really but i thought this would be helpfull!
Hot topic poseur: hey sence that kids listening to that cd which tells you to be christian im gonna buy the cd then buy a bible and read it to fit in.
metal and hardcore and punk were started to break away from structurnot to puch ideals on others
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A type of christianity that does not go by the new testament but by the ancient gnostic writings many of which make up it's bible.
One group of them uses the gospel of Mary which has christ saying that there is no such thing as sin.
John believes in neo gnostic christianity.
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A private nondenominational Christian PS-12th grade school in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States of America. The school's mascot is the Knight. Not to be confused with Community Christian School in Norman, Oklahoma as both of their initials are CCS. Students come from areas such as NW OKC, Edmond, Piedmont, Cashion, Yukon, etc. If the initials CCS are said in these such areas, people may think of Crossings, depending on who. It's a young school that was founded a few years ago and yet there are practically over 800 students in the whole school. The Association of Christian Schools International (ACSI) has Crossings as a member school. There are two buildings: the Lower School for the PS-4th grades, and the Upper School for 7th-12th. The 5th and 6th grades are at the school's ministry arm, Crossings Community Church. There will be a Middle School building that will begin construction soon. The athletic complex, still under construction, has a turf football field which is able to host home games. Besides football, there are some other sports options. There is also yearbook, student council (stu-co), orchestra, drama and choir, as well as speech/debate and academic teams. What keeps this school going and growing is God's Promises and Will for it. The staff and students are worth coming here. Plus; the school's spirit is lively and well, even if we win or lose. CCS is definitely "the place" right now.
Person: What school do you go to?
Me: Crossings Christian School
Person: Where is that?
Me: OKC, in the same complex where Crossings Community Church is. They are practically next to each other. The church is it's ministry arm.
Person: Nice.
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is when you stab holes in the middle of both hands(like jesus) and wipe the blood on your anus and use the blood as lubrication for anal sex
I had to do a christian mail box last night johnny and i were out of lube. Good thing we both had our aids test.
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the worst school in the world, People think they're so privileged because they're coming from there expensive lives and when it comes to reality they don't know how to face it so they bully the kids that work hard to get into the school instead of paying their way in. Kids at CBA say it is the best school ever to sound snobby and privileged meanwhile they're all stupid and don't do anything for themselves. Also, the faculty says they will help you with anything you need but if you try and talk to them they make you feel like an idiot. At CBA you do not create a brotherhood you create a bond that only exists because everyone there is trying to be better than one another.
CBA student: Christian brothers academy is great, best school ever.
Public school student: really that's cool
CBA student on the inside: CBA sucks why did I just say its great?
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