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When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.
I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.
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The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.
These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.
The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
Ring ring...
"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
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The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere
Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...
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Quotes you find on Photobucket, or some other popular website containing annoying quotes about friendship, summer, boys, fashion etc. Usually comes with a picture of a girl in a field of flowers having nothing to do with the topic of the quote.
"Give up already sweetie, you're never going to be me. So do yourself a favor and stop trying."
"&&; keep UR hEAd HiiGH dey will KiLL 2 seE chu fall GoRgEoUSsss.""
Girl 1: OMGFZiiiZLEEEZZ did you lyk see dat quote on photobucketz abut true LOVEZ? itz lyk totezlyz decribes me and RICKZ. ohmygawd.
Girl 2: No, it is just a horribly put-together quote that a lonely, mentally confused teenager wrote.
Girl 1: LYK MEHGAWD wut iz wrong Witttt CHU?!
Girl 2: Annoying internet quotes got you.
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When someone, especially someone you know, keeps on clicking on related links. This mostly applies to when watching related YouTube videos, and eventually leads to a video that has no relation to the original search term. Also, this term is can be used when a person just keeps watching shock websites and will not stop no matter how many times you tell them to.
Guy 1: Hey look at this cool video!
Guy 2: Cool, how did you find that?
Guy 1: Oh, I just searched something and kept on clicking on related videos.
Guy 2: But this video has nothing to do with what you searched!?
Guy 1: Yea, but.... WOW LOOK AT THIS VIDEO!
Guy 2: Just get off the internet!
Guy 1: But....
Guy 2: GET OFF THE INTERNET!!
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When someone learns how to fight by watching self defense videos on the Internet.
Person 1: Bitch, give me your lunch money
Person 2 You better watch out! I'm an internet black belt
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The most famous and influential man on the internet. Women fear him, Fish love him
"Woah, you know /the/ Internet Celebrity Wallcrawler_pics???"
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