Having intercourse with someone within 48 hours of meeting them.
She gave him the French thank you this weekend
mad you so mad you went red and looked like you had hives or a rash on your face and neck
did your new phone crap out, must have totally hived you up
No need to get all hived up, it was an accident.
oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"
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A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
When a lesbian at an all women’s college gets fucked by an array (usually 7 - one for each color in a rainbow) of individuals with various nationalities and cultural backgrounds.
Woah, did you hear?? “Tire” got the gift of a Rainbow of Fuck You’s last night after the poetry slam.
A discord comedy phrase i saw once
1st guy:*Messes with 2nd guy*
2nd guy:You fagget in my spagget
Me:LMFAO
What Empty!Cas said to Castiel about Dean Winchester
I know what you hate, I know who you love.