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Current slang, used to express that a joke is ridiculous, funny, or ridiculously funny
Marshal said"Yo If I gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts; tuck my junk in between my legs and cluck...
So I said, "Hahaha!! Yoooo you stupid!!!!
The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
Having intercourse with someone within 48 hours of meeting them.
She gave him the French thank you this weekend
mad you so mad you went red and looked like you had hives or a rash on your face and neck
did your new phone crap out, must have totally hived you up
No need to get all hived up, it was an accident.
When your friend takes the biggest L of their life
Your mom did take the L on you because her and your dad got divorced? That a sad to know you hour
When a lesbian at an all women’s college gets fucked by an array (usually 7 - one for each color in a rainbow) of individuals with various nationalities and cultural backgrounds.
Woah, did you hear?? “Tire” got the gift of a Rainbow of Fuck You’s last night after the poetry slam.
A discord comedy phrase i saw once
1st guy:*Messes with 2nd guy*
2nd guy:You fagget in my spagget
Me:LMFAO