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When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone
Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.
GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
When something is worthy to beat your meat to.
Tim: Hey Jim I got some Meat Beat Material
Jim:Send it to me bro
Tim:It’s Sandra’s ass
Jim:Nice
A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is
joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...
The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?
I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.
to say going to kick your ass or to get raped. and also to say that you would like to have sex with a guy(if your gay)or girl.
Roberto: ima beat your cheeks!!!!
Gustavo: you're mega gay!!
Roberto: Thats it!!! im really going to beat your cheeks!!!!!!!!
christian:hi.
Stephani: hello.
christian: let me beat your cheeks.
Stephanie: ...... Get a life!!!!!
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An expression typically used in the American Midwest to describe any song on the radio that is truly pleasing to the ear canals.
*Livin’ on a Prayer comes on the radio*
Person 1: “Aw man this is beat off music!”
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