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No Fortnite February except it's fully alliterative.
Forfeit Fortnite February is scientifically predicted to increase the average IQ of the world by 15 points.
February 26nd is National Skip School Day. If you don't skip school on this day you have to tell you teacher word by word "Mother, I am terribly sorry for what I've done." and keep her confused for the rest of the day. It doesn't hurt anyone it's just funny so do it. Skip school this day or get embarrassed. Skip school this day = get one of your wishes granted. Go to school = get embarrassed.
Boy 1: Hey umm do you know what day it is?
Boy 2: Yeah it's February 26nd.
Boy 1: And your still going to school?
Boy2: Oh shi-
21 february is the national kiss your crush day
person 1: "kisses his crush"
crush: wtf
person 1: is 21 february😘
Happy 21 February can go to your crush and hug them (but ask them)
The best day out of the entire year
To be used in situations where impossible things become possible
Me: February 30th is my favorite day out of the whole year, it’s when I got a girlfriend
My friend: but..
Me: exactly (*lonely noises*)
Joe: yo girl, when’s your birthday
Me: February 25th, 2009
February 9 is thank day. A day where you thank someone.
person1: its the 9th of February
person2:what?
person1: its thank day.
person2: thanks for telling me.