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verb~ slang. The act of masturbating then holding down the foreskin and running to the toilet. Used by tidy males* that neither wish to blow in their boxers, have to wipe up wasting tissue or sacrifice a condom, known as a Posh Wank. The foreskin is folded down over the head of the penis and held in place with the index finger. Then at their leisure the man may run** to the toilet and urinate their baby batter away.
*Only works if you have a foreskin.
**You don't necessarily have to run. One could just have a merry wander and have a tipple of drink or a biscuit on the way. It is also easily disguised as most males will often wander about with their hands down their pants.
-First recorded use by Si Hands circa 2005
Aw crap I'm outta tissues I'm gonna have to Plug 'n Run!
Are you actually itching your balls or have I just caught you in the middle of a Sneaky Plug 'n' Run?!?!?
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Hoover Crip slang for rolling around or kickin it or just doing some gangsta shit.
"Aye cuz what it do?" "Shit, jus movin n groovin out here"
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The act of continuing, or engaging, sexual intercourse while the female is throwing up in a toilet or other appropriate vessel. The vomiting is usually alcohol induced, but other causes can be acceptable opportunities as well.
Laura can't hold her liquor very well, so we usually end up doing the puke 'n poke.
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meaning spaghetti and meatballs
man to waiter at italian restraunt: "I would like spag 'n balls please. Extra balls on the side thanks."
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Fucking a chick then reaching your hand in her vag and grabbing your dick and then continuing to fuck her while holding your dick
Dude 1: Yo, so last night, this bitch's vagina was so big, I could have pretty much stroke n poked her
Dude 2: whats stroke n poke?
Dude 1: It's when you are fucking a chick and then reach inside her vagina and grab your dick and continue to fuck her
Dude 2: fuckin awesome
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(pee-en-PEE) verb. abbreviation for party and play as relating to homosexual men engaging in sexual acts while high on methamphatimine (see p and p and crystal dick)
Tod: "Hey Tim. What are you doing this weekend?"
Tim: "I was invited to Tad's."
Tod: "Oh, that's right! Ted told me he got a teener.
Tim: "Yeah! Now I'll get laid."
Tod: "So, you guys are gonna p n' p huh?"
Tim: "I hope so."
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Jobber. Which contrary to popular belief, was not invented by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It was applied to pro wrestling by him. The term Ham n egger means a jobber who was so easily dispensable, that the money he made wrestling was barely enough to buy a ham and egg breakfast.
S.D. Jones was one of the original Ham n egger
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