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a half muckleshoot indian and half jewish person, who can be kind, is bad at bowling, spennds to much money on their significant other, and should live in a tee-pee!
Person 1: "Dude why is dave such an ass?"
Person 2: "Dont worry its because there a muckle-jew"
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A White Jew is a person that look more Northern European than Semitic looking. They look less Semitic, they have lighter hair and eyes. Natalie Portman is a White Jew but she look Northern European like a British person.
I didn't know that Natalie Portman is a White Jew.
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the most pungent kind of jew- greedy, vax monger, on epstein island having sex with hot bimbos on your money
Those billionaire acidic jews
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Doctors and nurses that take your blood.
Typically used by people with a fear of needles.
"I had to do lab work today and the vampire jews stole my blood".
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The act of a buyer negotiating a lower price for goods or services from a seller.
The car dealer wanted me to pay sticker price for my new car, but I successfully Jewed him down to a lower price.
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Kyle is a ginger boy who's bitch is a Jewish girl
It is just Kyle and his jew against the world
Kyle's mum:
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?
Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew
Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'
Kyle:
Yes
*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*
Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d
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The Jewish- populated movie theatres every Christmas.
Jake: Merry Christmas, Jeff
Jeff: I'm Jewish
Jake: Oh shit! What are you going to do today then?
Jeff: Going to the Jew-vie Theatres and eating Chinese food... duh
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