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When a significant other's weight can be questionable, the need to help eat their food so that they won't.
Guy 1: Dude, I thought you didn't like apple pie?
Guy 2: I don't, but Jen was getting it regardless so I had to eat one for the team.
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The most elite teenager-run clan and server known to Counter-Strike: Source.
Created by Thomas, Gabe and Carson around the year 2006, the clan originally failed until the three reached 8th grade and Thomas threw some money into the "Crisis Action Team 24/7 Iceworld" server and "www.catclanforum.com" website.
To this day, the Crisis Action Team server is nearly always full and continues to grow in popularity.
You noobs, you don't get administrative powers by joining the clan. And DO NOT try to join if you suck. We are elite.
Thomas: Yeah let's play CS:S on the super elite Crisis Action Team server while we eat Wendies.
Gabe: Ok, but, dammit, the server is full! I'll tell Amrit in there to drop the banhammer.
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when two men convince a female to participate in a devils three way. And proceed to slap hands and fill the vaginal and anal cavities with their penises.
*NO HOMO
Dude, lets bust a tag team takedown on that MILF
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1. Term used by a heterosexual or homophobe to indicate that someone is homosexual. See wide stance
2. Indicates that someone is / is not a member of a social or political group that the speaker belongs to.
1. The guys on Queer Eye deffinetly don't play for our team.
2. Those communists don't play for our team.
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A hat-collecting game that Valve does not give two shits about, and is considered a “Dead game” in the eyes of the normies.
Team Fortress 2 is a first-person shooter that consists of 9 classes that have their own abilities.
Scout - That one kid that dropped out of High School to become a rapper
Soldier - The tryhard that takes advantage of the game mechanics to do groovy moves for the attention of the cheerleaders in high school
Pyro - wait is this even a class?
Demoman - a Scottish drunk man that can’t stop pressing M1 M2 while using is secondary for twelve seconds
Heavy - “Soviet anthem plays”
Engineer - That one kid in Kindergarten that always gets the best toys in the class
Medic - Your anime gf if you give him the attention he needs
Sniper - One word, piss
Spy - the weeb of the team that tries to get them quality trickstabs for insta kills, but fails miserably, and will probably spam some Dragonball or Jojo binds
With the lack of updates that Team Fortress 2 is receiving, Team Fortress 2 is considered a “Dead Game” on many people’s eyes, the most common update that you can get from the game is written in one sentence-
“Updated localization files”
Me: Hey wanna play some Team Fortress 2?
Friend: What the fuck you still play that shit man go to overwatch you brain-dead bitch that game went through it’s age and died can’t you tell holy shit your like those weebs that will spam their anime binds not giving a shit about the game oh my god.
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An online FPS game that was great at once until it became Free to Play. This game is now filled up with noobish 4 year olds that have nothing to do but whine about how they keep on getting killed by a spy disguised as a gay pyro.
Eg; Noob: WTF ZOMG RETARD KEEP ON KILLING MEH
*server administrator mutes Noob*
Noob(typing in box): WAAHH STEWPIT SNIPAH KILL MEH
*everyone leaves the server*
*Noob cries* BAHHH Team Fortress 2 sucks!
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When people use excessive or over-the-top team work in a 3rd or 1st person shooter video game. being killed by multiple people at once and cocky people on the mic are common. This is very common in the gears of war franchise and the halo franchise. They also generally flirt with eachother in gay party chat if they aren't being dicks over game chat.
You incap a person in gears of war 2 and you're going in for the kill. 3 to 5 people come out of completely nowhere and down you. After they've revived thier butt buddy, they blow you to pieces and they taunt your remains before you spawn.
"God damn team whores!"
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