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road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

R.I.P. Vine

hey did you see that vine where it goes road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

by fromyourpickle April 21, 2018

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Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.

Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)

by EvilHamster March 19, 2012

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tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie April 16, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didnโ€™t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 3, 2020

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tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 17, 2006

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The High Road

The High Road is a level in Crash Bandicoot for the PS1. When the game was remade for the PS4, the new engine made the level a lot harder to beat than on the PS1.

"I can't believe I just beat The High Road."

by Scyhh August 6, 2017


road wrath

A stage beyond road rage on the road. Road wrath is where you lose all sense in the brain and drive want to kill everyone on the road(including the drivers self) out of being a mentally ill retarded man-child that thinks he/she never has enough so they must destroy everything in their pathway. These drivers typically drive well maintained and close to the current year to date's generation of cars.

Road Wrath is the final stage in an incompetents driver's mind that makes them 100% and kamikaze everything in their general direction. If ever encountered by a person that has resorted to road wrath, find the nearest way out in order to stay safe.

by superbipolar420 January 6, 2017