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While a woman is going through her menstrual cycle, the person performing oral sex removes said female's tampon by the string with his teeth and proceeds to shake their head in a vigorous manner side to side with the bloody tampon still in his mouth. This creates wings on the cheeks of the newly found member of the Red Wing Society.
Hey bro, my stepsister let me earn my Red Wings last night.
Slang for when someone tries to justify a decision they made by giving a superficial meaning to their actions that doesn't make any sense, and/or is typically so transparent it's obvious to see that there was no thought put into said decision.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the new rims on Alex's honda civic? He said he gets like +50 horsepower from them!
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
Wing clipping is something animal abusers do to their parrots.
person 1: I clipped my birds wings so it doesn't fly away. Wing clipping is for their safety!
person 2: I amputated my dogs legs so it doesn't run away
person 1: Wow you're such a good owner!
Probably will grow to 6’10, likes to finger his butt and prolly has 4 side chicks and 1 milf we his bois don’t know about
Rory Patrick Wing is a great man
Rory Patrick Wing u like unwiped ass
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to cut off wings of a bird or an insect
The Big Wonder Book of De-winging Techniques - nominated for 'bad children's book'
A yellow wing is a signature wing for a race car for which is slower than the rest
No wonder Brendan is going so slow, he’s rocking the yellow wing
A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.
My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.