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Card Rage

When one becomes enraged when credit is declined upon purchase due to lack of funds or when their card is faulty and unreadable.

The ambulance was called because Johnny had card rage at the mall and smashed his face into the EFTPOS machine and died.

by punk chiq nz June 15, 2018


Pitbull card

A tangible or in tangible card given to the DJ, music officer or person controlling the music at a given soirée that forces them to immediately play a Pitbull song. This can be an effective way to liven up a boring wedding, make a house party seem like a Miami club or to ruin friendships.

Person 1: " Did Pitbull just start playing? Really, at this wedding"?

Person 2: "yeah, I think it did. Someone must have played a Pitbull Card."

"Man, no one is dancing or having any fun out there."
" Hmmm... I know what will fix this." (Plays Pitbull card)

by Mountainish man March 9, 2016


Flash card fuck fest

,F. C. F. F. ---

A sexually inspired game played by consenting adults with whom both share a common interest in one another. Though some report that F. C. F. F gave then a chance to bring about a closeness beyond a sexually focused agenda. The game puts the players not in competition but forces the player thru honesty paafticipation to express deeper subject platforms The players write out actions that would love to see participate in and have done unto themselves the players questions the other player can't or won't answer renders the "stumper winer of the other players card for every 4 questions both players put the question cards down and both select 1 are and complete the "It's gonna happen card" the contents of the latter card should be something both would enjoy WIN 1

The games end cums when the players are to spent to continue or just done PERIOD! NO PUN! or when one player collects every card .

FCFF IS FUN HERALTHY A TRUELY A GREAT WAY TI STAT IN SHAPE.
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I love to fuck, stump my lover, and collect cards while playing with my best friend , I'm making it a Flash Card Fuck Fest Night

by LULU'S loving parents. October 4, 2021


Wiener Card

The first time you ate a big long wiener

Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001

by PeturGriffin November 26, 2022


C-card

C- for celibate

Men over there 30's aren't worried about the v-card, they they're trying to get that c-card now!

by Phoenix2.0 August 1, 2022


card scraper

to scrape a card

person 1: What is she doing?
person 2: I don't know, I think she's a card scraper
person 4: What is that?
person 2: to scrape a card
person 4 and 1: Oh
All: *Incest ensues*

by Zimbaycoleo October 24, 2020


qual card

A term utilized by U.S. Navy Submariners referring to a compilation of papers measuring the insecurity of their sexuality and/or sexual preference.

Our sea-daddy is asking for our completed qual card. Have you submitted your qual card yet?

by DaBubblehead June 17, 2017