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When you have 30 seconds in a pregame lobby and you somehow have time to run to the bathroom and drop the worlds fastest shit. Then tell his friends that he even had time to wipe too, which we know just isn’t true. Then tell his friends he even washed his hands, which we also know isn’t true.
He went and took a Pinna shit between dropping nukes.
Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
Another way of saying “obviously”. Typically used out of pure exasperation with a person/situation.
Your friend: Yo, like... Donald Trump sucks
You: DUH SHIT
A gaywad who likes taking dick in the ass and gargling penis on an average basis of Saturday Monday Friday in New Year's Eve on special and holiday events of a socializing and getting dick for money
Boy Kevin Costner Siri is a shit Jamer
Pretty self-explanatory card from Cards Against Humanity.
Simon: Hey, what does not giving a shit about the Third World mean?
Justin: Basically it means you don't care about the problems of people from the most poor nations, duh.
Survey that reveals the painfully obvious.
Social media revealed to increase anxiety according to no shit survey