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This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”
On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*
(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww
But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!
He jizz on my ass!
When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.
“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios
love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight
An drunk Irish man who drinks too much and ends up fucking your daughter.
Oi!! Jimmy just pulled a Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg on my girl Jazz!