When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur
Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone
Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens
When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it
When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind
A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND
For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
Another meaning for I don't care
"My dog died" I've got 2 phones
Referring to the younger generation that is only smart because they look things up on their smart phone.
Todd is phone smart because he know show to use Google.
This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.
Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
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When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.
I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.