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A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.
For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.
This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.
2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...
3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
An asshole that has been fucked. As such, it displays a sunken quality much like that of a sink hole you might find in your backyard.
"What's a good place to get lost in Maine?"
"The photographer's sink hole asshole"
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Ron asks a woman to have dinner with him. When the check arrives he tells her portion is $24.89.
Ron: I only had one drink, you had TWO!
Date: Aaah, OK.
Ron: Can you leave the tip, I'm short on cash.
Date: WTH...Are you a member of AA - Asshole Anonymous???
Ron: No I'm not, wanna go to your place and have sex? I'm married.
What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)
tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole
A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.
You stupid fucking cunt lick asshole!!!
When a person has two personalities.
They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more
Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole