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When a person performs oral sex and then hooks up with another person
Brandon:"Hey man, I just hooked up with Racheal "
Kyle:"Oh no, she blew Justin before that, she gave you jizz spit"
I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.
Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?
When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed
"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"
When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.
When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.
What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football
#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.
It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.
When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.