When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road
Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.
when a large vehicle passes your Civic on the high way and spits up nasty ice slush on your windshield!
Ewww, road snot...
When you flirt and have a good time with another person in the car next to you, on a common road. then you go your separate ways and wish you could meet up again.
on my way to work i had an encounter of road romance, some good flirting... made the start to my day really well!
Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.
Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!
When you are mildly angry at other cars in the road due to their driving .
A step down from road rage
I had road annoyance when the car infront of me was driving below the speed limit .
Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc
Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!