The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

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the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

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I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

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Go search who will rock you(Lech hapes me yenaanea otcha!)

This expression comes from Hebrew, when some one is nagging you asking for something you are not willing to give or do, you tell him to take a hike but in more harsh words. The other guy understands that he better not ask the same thing again.

Person A - "Give me another 5$, I will return it later (after he already borrowed 100..."

Person B -"Not in a million years, go search who will rock you!"

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Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it

Luka

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it, my name is luka

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sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long

Lucas

Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.

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You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

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