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While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.
Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.
When your friend does something stupid you say asshole shit cock
your such an asshole shit cock
1) Someone hired as a domain expert who clearly knows less about the topic then you, or that you have failed to realize that the actual domain is "charging the customer as much as possible". 2) An unbearably obnoxious and condescending SME.
That consultant who produced that flowchart is clearly a subject matter asshole
The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.
Her: Eat my ass
Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours
making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)
tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole
A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.
You stupid fucking cunt lick asshole!!!
When a person has two personalities.
They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more
Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole