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Two men having gay sex in a tent, using the term we are going night fishing as a disguise for their blatant homosexual activities.
Perry and Aaron said they were going night fishing for carp, but really they were just fucking in their fishing tents.
Perry : "Aaron, would you like to come night fishing?"
Aaron " Oh yes."
Later that night they were caught in the act by the bayliff.
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When ordering battered and fried fish from a fish and chip emporium within the British Isles, fish without is ordered to receive fish with only a small amount of batter.
Fish without, chips, peas, curry sauce and a can of dandelion and burdock please
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Flirty Fishing (FFing) is a form of evangelistic religious prostitution practiced by female members of the cult Children of God, currently known as Family International (TFI),12 from around 1974 to 1987. According to some sources, hundreds of thousands of men were "fished" before the practice was discontinued.3
Being out numbered because I won't just such anyone's dick!
Pimp daddy get your hoes to do the flirty Fishing.
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The windows phone version of flappy bird, which is 10x harder twice as frustrating, and u play as a huge dumb ass jelly fish tht looks like it could be a breast implant
the underwater equivalent to tht stupid bird
Did u get flappy bird yet?
me: no I have a shitty windows phone they only have jolly fish which is already making me frustrated!! 😒😒
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a liquid condiment made from fish or krill that have been coated in salt and fermented & is widely used in East & Southeast Asia cuisine.
You got some fish sauce there, bud?
I'm from Vietnam & I need that.
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A delightful delicacy enjoyed in places like South East Asia. Sure, it smells, but the Umami taste is to die for! Asian gangsters will take shots of it as initiation or just for fun. But NEVER, EVER, EVER microwave it. You will regret it and everyone else who uses that microwave will suffer too. Also, if you think fish sauce smells bad, try Shrimp Paste.
Thug 1: "Ai-Yah! I put da Fish Sauce in all my rice meal!"
Thug 2: "Ai-Zah! I know it good, right?"
Thug 3: "Ai-Yah! I had it in my rice yesterday and I'm microwaving the leftovers right now!!"
Thugs 1 & 2: "Ai- YOU DID WHAT???!!!!"
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