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To get something started despite the majority of people not wanting it to happen
"god dammit smaced you always gotta be the one to kick the can down the hill"
Kick their ass instead of smacking it
I kicked 20 girls asses today because it’s National Kick Ass Day!
to kick a female in the vagina to prime her for sex, also known as a hoof to the front butt
John wanted to have sex but Sally wasn't horny, so John gave her a Kansas City kick start.
The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!
Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!
During the month of November, you may kick any tall person, 5’6 or over, as much as you want whenever you want. Get your revengeeee!!
Hey! It’s kick tall people month! Let’s go kick some people
Person 1: hey guess what
Person 2 (over 5’6): what?
Person 1: it’s kick tall people month
Person 2: wait what no pls
Person 1: *kicks in the balls*
Person 2: AAAAA
A move used during any sporting event involving kicking something such as a ball. It involves jumping, usually with a running start, until your entire body is horizontal with one leg extended outward to make a devestating impact. Time seems to slow down as everyone witnesses such badassery. Based off of the move invented by Tommy Oliver in Power Rangers
*Soccer ball in mid air*
Player: Zeo Flying Power Kick!
*Scores the winning goal, taking out the goalie and destroying the net in the process*
National Kick Bailey day is celebrated by people who hate Baileys. The day is held on June 15th. On this day it is still illegal to abuse Baileys but a nice tap is recommended.
Kid ''Hey Bailey you know what day it is''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''
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