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Me: IM A LESBIAN AND ITS LESBIAN VISIBILITY DAYYYYY
Person: ...ok
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Two above average attractive and athletic girls who are normally hetro, decide to hook up on a part-time basis; no long term commitment is involved and it's usually done for the benefit of a charming male friend.
Man, I wish those fit as fuck girls I run with on the weekends were P/T lesbians.
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A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection
Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.
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that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing
he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"
if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp
Kid1: Yo whats up David!
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP
everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO
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When a chick is eating out her girlfriend, and after resting her face all up in that pussy, she emerges with her girlfriend's juices all over her face. Kind of like a facial treatment, only better. And more moisturizing.
Crystal: So, Stacey, how was your night with your girlfriend?
Stacey: Fantastic. I was eating her out hardcore and she was so wet, I ended up with a full lesbian face mask! It was killer!
Crystal: Right on!! You lesbians are so lucky. I still gotta use that charcoal one.
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An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.
I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.
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lesbian sex story part 1
lesbian sex story 1:
i had just got home from the gym, and i saw my roommate watching some TV. “heya”,i said. “hey girl”
after washing my hands and face, i poured myself a lemonade and went to watch with her. by the time i got to the couch, the lemonade was half done. i set the lemonade on the table and lay down on the couch, my head on her lap. it was at this time i noticed that she was only wearing a silk robe, no bra and panties. i looked up and saw her boob. i grabbed one and started massaging it with my hand. eventually, i put it in my mouth, and she moaned. i kept at this and i felt her pussy wet on my hair. she then stopped me and said it was her turn, so she flipped
me around and started eating me out through my yoga pants. when i was about to cum, she stopped and stripped me down. she then took off her robe, and she mashed my crotch on hers, in a scissor. then, i reached for her pussy, and we 69d till squirting point. we both squirted into the lemonade, and then i poured some into her pussy and drank that, and she did the same for me. we then went to the shower, pissed on each others faces, and went to bed. we 69d until we both fell asleep. in the morning, my roommate woke up first because of a work meeting she had to take online, but i was still really horny. while she took her meeting from the couch, i made her sit on my face for the whole hour, and i worshipped her pussy every second of it. part 2 soon ;)
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