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Something that you and your freinds who play fortnite will never have
Jim: Hey I just had sex!
Dan: You play fortnite, its in your genes to not have sex
Jim: Fuck you!
Dan: Its only because you cant get anyone to fuck you
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Sex is what creates us. Btw WHAT 9 YEAR-OLD WOULD TYPE UP IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY 'SEX'?
'I have something to say to you babe, we have been together a year so I think we should have sex'
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Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs. Sometimes a man invites a girl to his house. They both get naked and go in a bed. The man touches and grasps the girls boobs and his dick/penis is underneath the girls hairy vagina. After the intro, they both get on top of the bed and this is where the man inserts his penis straight up into the girls vagina making her wail. Or... The man stands up and the girl kneels on the bed and this is a perfect view of the mans dick. She then reaches her mouth over to the cock and sucks it.
A pizza delivery girl knocked on my door but she was naked. I let her come in and have sex with me. She slid her hand down the front of my underwear and grasped my dick. I got worried so then I fucked her in the pussy. She wailed. Just the sound of it made me fucking horny. She sucked my dick and I fucked her pussy. She was drunk. She said the words FUCK, Fuck over and over then said Fuck me in the ass boy. I fucked her in the pussy one last time. We drove out into town naked in my Audi R8. People starred at us. We went shopping together and I fucked her in the mall. We both got kicked out then she sucked my cock. Let's meet up again on Sunday she said when we both got arrested. Luckily we were room mates in jail so fucked each other all day long. It was the best day in my life.
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Sex is fun everyone should do it once!
Ella:*cries in bed*
Ella's bf:Was wrong?
Ella:Should I know what sex is?
Ella bf:Yes bc i wanna do it with you right now
Ella:Jk i know what it is let's do it
Ella bf:*takes off her clothes and his clothes*
Ella's bf:*Sticks dick up vagina*
Ella:*Moans "faster daddy harder"*
Ella's bf:*in mind:Yas we didnt use protection now she will get pregnant and I will leave her for once and all!*
Ella:Harder daddy
Ella's bf:*Puts dick in her mouth*
Ella:mmmmmm
Ella's bf:do you like my milky
Ella:*moans*
~2 hours later they quit~
Ella:bb what you want for dinner
Ella's bf:idk
~3 days later~
Ella:I should take a pregnancy test....
Ella:*uses pregnancy test*
Ella:No no no...ITS POSITIVE...
Ella:This is no good...
Ella's bf:*Walks in*
Ella's bf:lemme see that
Ella's bf:Omg yay
Ella's bf:Goodbye ella were done.
That is what sex is, That's how babys are made.
🥵🥵
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A kind of cake used for fucking a monkey in the rectum
sex in poop
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when the penu* enters the vigin*
Because we had sex, i'm pregnant!
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