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Injury Ring

A championship won by a sports team that would have 100% without a shadow of a doubt wouldn't have won the championship without their opponents being injury riddled. A common misconception is that a ring can be an injury ring even if one's opponents fully healthy wouldn't have even made a difference, however this is false.

"The 2021 Bucks and 2024 Celtics have injury rings" Actually if Harden and Kyrie were healthy it's clear the Bucks would have lost, going down 0-2 to a healthy Nets team. The Celtics on the other hand were called a stacked superteam all year, so stacked that everyone claimed the Celtics had "no excuses" not to win it all, therefore no type of injury would have altered the outcome of the 2024 playoffs.

by welusku May 14, 2024


chucked her ring

Vomited, physically sick.

She chucked her ring up all over my shoes.

by Benzig42 January 19, 2023


rump ring

A butthole.

Yeah man I totally put it in her rump ring last night.

by misterrice360 March 25, 2015


Rump-ring

Same as “butt-dial

If I get another rump-ring from fuzzleknucks I’m going to rip his head off.

by drodhertzer May 10, 2021


left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 30, 2024


Anti Flirt Ring

Not a promise or engagement ring cause he’s not ready or willing to commit. Also it’s fake haha

Michael gave me an anti flirt ring instead of a promise or engagement me.

by Beautifully taken November 8, 2022


Squeeze ring

Bung hole, butthole, leather cheerio, anus orphus

Wow you have a nice squeeze ring on ya, but that sungun shoot turd mile.

by Johnnylongpeckerbignutsack November 1, 2022