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Crazy dave day: On this day we worship (and act like) the character from the 2009 game, “Plants vs. Zombies” Crazy Dave.
Friend 1: “humina bubida cha”
Friend 2: “why’s he talking like crazy dave?”
Friend 3: “its April 4th!”
national give head to your bf day
hey have you heard what april 4th is
opens urban dictionary
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When the most hottest sexiest person is born this day! People will wanna suck his big dick
Hey is that guy born on april 4th? I wanna suck him!
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Reverse The Roles Day
Every year, on April 4th white Americans and African Americans “reverse” their systemic roles.
Meaning, white people behave as slaves while black people behave as their masters.
White person : Why is Mitchel obeying everything that Sage and Karolyn say?
Black person : Because it’s April 4th/reverse the roles day. Now stop asking questions and go pick some cotton.
White person : Yes, massa.
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the hottest people are always born on this day. for example Robert Downey Jr, Heath Leadger, me and you.
person: omg they’re so hot
another person: they must be born on April 4th
National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.
I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.
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