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aardvark

a medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement

If I ever meet an aardvark I'm going to step on its nasal implement so that it couldn't suck up an insect if its life depended on it

by Prof. Ainsley McIntyre November 7, 2005

288πŸ‘ 159πŸ‘Ž


aardvark

A girl with such a long nose that when she deep throats you her nose is pushed aside in your pubes like an aardvark forging for ants.

Holy shit, look at that nose, what an aardvark!

by Brian H November 6, 2004

678πŸ‘ 398πŸ‘Ž


aardvark

1. The main character and his family on the extremely good cartoon show known as "Arthur". You might mistake him for a mouse at first but if you love him this much, you'll soon know he's an aardvark from the PBSkids website and the illustrations on some of the "Arthur" books by Marc Brown. So get it straight, HE ISN'T A MOUSE!

2. One of the first words of the dictionary, if not possibly the second or third, after "a" and "aa" (that is if there is the word "aa".) Sorry guys, I don't read/pay attention to the dictionary and I am not planning to soon. What kind of loser does that?? Not saying I'm not one myself...

In one episode of "Arthur", Arthur is at a Spelling Bee where he spells himself, "A-A-R-D-VARK!" with a nice, in-tune rhythem.

by elle February 12, 2005

211πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


aardvark

In Britain it means hard work

working construction is aardvark

by W December 31, 2004

115πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


aardvark

uncircumcised penis

the guy was hung like an aardvark

by Nynja2000 April 20, 2004

157πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


aardvarking

Term for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse

Billy and Jane were aardvarking in the dugout.

by Edward Thomas Nelson III September 26, 2005

76πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


Aardvarking

The up and down snorting of contents placed anywhere on or between a woman’s pussy and asshole.

I’d enjoy aardvarking carrot cake off some Colombian pussy and ass. Not too proud to admit that.

by Palm Desert Dawg February 5, 2021

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž