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A grocery store chain that sells godawful, horrible tasting cheap food but their customers are 100% either crackheads or people who fucked up and had too many kids. When they say how good the food is, what they really mean is how much money they can save on buying food so they can spend on crack or taking more dick so they can have more fucking kids. Aldi milk tastes like the cow had cancer. Aldi ice cream tastes like a bowl of sad.
"I got a gallon of milk for 49 cents at Aldi" - Jessica
"Yeah that milk tastes horrible, why don't you just buy normal milk?" - Thomas
"But think about all the money i save by buying milk at Aldi!" - Jessica
"You're just gonna spend it all on crack, shut up" - Thomas
"Hell yeah! And thanks to Aldi's low prices i can buy a new crackpipe to smoke even more crack in!" - Jessica
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An urgent bowel movement. When you need to poop so badly that you disregard the cleanliness of the restroom, even willing to go at Aldi
Please pull over the car at the next exit! I have to take an Aldi in the worst way.
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Also see Hitlermart
A chain of German supermarkets, owned by Hitler to infiltrate other countries with the goal of eventually taking over the world.
"Aldi - Where the prices are cheap because we use slave labour and make our products out of concentration camp left overs"
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Aldi is just Walmart but cheaper in literally every aspect. Price, food quality, building quality, the people that shop there. Thankfully, we don't have that shit here in Japan
Aldi is like if the word cheap was a supermarket
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gay as fuck, losing hair and will probably end up like his dad, bapak ny gundul, gendut se gajah, punya memek, tight pussy, likes to finger his ass every night, pramudio is beautiful.
Aldi: bosen
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Aldy is a powerful man that can handles everything. Aldy is the leader of everyone. Aldy is humble and caring others. he won't hesitate to apologize if he do something wrong. he is rich and likes to share to his friends. Aldy is a nice person, but don't let him get mad. you wouldn't dare look at him when he's angry.
A very respectable man. You should always respect him.
Do you know Aldy?
He is the one who knows everything
He got mad so fast, don't disturb him
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A rich, competitive, and athletic A+ student.
A person who seems weird at first but is a cool and strange person in a good way once you get to know him.
An emo.
A power-hungry guy who seeks destruction.
A person who can handle technology in any way you can imagine.
He's one HECK of an Aldy.
I thought my friend was an Aldy and I was right!
You're so Aldy...ish.
You my friend just got ALDY'D.
Some people are just total Aldy's with computers, I think we should ask them to help us.
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