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Many different people think of americans as fat, stupid, and oblivious to the real outside world. but arent we all people, but just living in a different place? i can safely say that not all americans are like that. alot of us care about other people and the enviroment. i really dont like the president, but can we help that the biggest state here is texas?
americans come in different colors shapes, sizes, and mindsets.
so please, before you judge us...
1) not all of us our egotistical jerks
2)were not all fat...many of the people I know are painfully thin.
3)I think that the reason people see americans as fat, stupid, rich, and totally impolite is becuase they met my brother.
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The most generous, emphatic people on Earth.
And I'm English!
Just bought a £5 quick shop from my convenience store, an American was stood behind me. Based on true experience with Americans.
Checkout Clerk: Sorry, your Credit Card has been rejected.
Me:(Searching pockets, wallet, don't find any cash.) Well, I don't have any more cash on me.
American: Don't worry about it, I'll pay for ya'!
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Citizens who live inside a big bubble between Canada and Mexico.
Americans makes up less than 5% of the worlds population yet 95% of the worlds ignorance and arrogance.
Traits and habits-
Calling themselves the only Americans despite the fact that ALL people living on the CONTINENT of America are Americans.
Calling things by their brand names rather than the name of the actual object or item.
Putting their country first in every online list despite the fact the United States starts with a U and the lists are in alphabetical order.
Putting an American flag next to 'English' for language selection incase they forget what language they speak.
Making fun of the metric system, despite the fact that they are one of only three countries who are yet to start using it. The rest of the world has been using it for over 50 years.
Killing each other is also a favourite pastime. More Americans are murdered by other Americans every year than all the American casualties of every war the world has ever seen. Pretty sad statistic.
Not all Americans are fat and stupid, and not all the world are anti-American. We just dont like arrogant ignorant idiots. It just so happens that The United States is always represented by arrogant ignorant idiots.
All the Americans who give a thumbs up are the exception to the rule who can actually think for themselves and can hopefully start representing their country in a better light.
Americans - LOL. He spelled favorite with a U. Everyone knows theres no U.
Brit- Actually, the entire english speaking world beside you, use it. It was an established language long before you were around.
American - You're wrong. We're right.
Australian - we use U.
Canadian - and us.
South African - yep, and us.
Kiwi - count us in.
Rest of UK - As do we
American - LOL. 85% of the english speaking world cant spell.
Canadian - actually its you....
American - Fuck you . I'm Americaaaaaaaaaaaan! Aluminum!
Australian - You do realise the metal is actually called Aluminium?
South African - Aluminium foil because its made from the metal ALUMINIUM.
Kiwi - Aluminium sheeting made from ALUMINIUM.
Canadian - check your periodic table.
American - You're wrong, and Realize has a Z not an S.
Brit - *sigh* thats YOUR spelling. The rest of us use S not Z.
American - LOL. You said ZED when its ZEE. Im Americaaaaaaaaan!
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Idiots that are so self absorbed that they think they are the best in the world. The only people that believe that you rather pay hundreds of thousands for health instead of adding a little more to their taxes and making it free
Those Americans are the most self-righteous asshole ever. They believe that they are free in suffering
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People who are accused of being fat and stupid. People who say this are most likely uneducated assholes or people who are not educated enough.
"americans are so fat lololololololololol"
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Awesome people who are not fat, nice, and unlike Brits have a good sense of humor.
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