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the hottest people are always born on this day. for example Robert Downey Jr, Heath Leadger, me and you.
person: omg they’re so hot
another person: they must be born on April 4th
National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.
I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.
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National kiss ya girl day. Cmon don’t be lame and just do it!! And make sure you give her a big hug too.
Bf: *gives gf a kiss on the cheek/head*
Gf: “What was that for?”
Bf: “It’s April 4th”
Gf: “Ohhhhh!”
National give the bday boy/girl a hug cuz its there bday
boy: omg its april 4th !
girl: okkkkk ?
boy: *hugs her*
girl: *blushes*
The birthday of the most beautiful and wonderful woman ever
April 4th is her birthday
April 4th a day to celebrate the existence of Georgenotfound
Did you hear it's April 4th Georgenotfound day
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