architecting

the act of creating something beautiful and not being a pretentious asshole about it

Stosh: I see you've been ARCHITECTING. That portico is to die for! It does seem a bit fancy for an entrance to White Castle?

Helga: Yes, well an old greek woman read my fortune and told me White Castle needed an upgrade. So I drank a triple espresso and ARCHITECTED that thing in 48 hours.

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Architects

better than Bring Me The Horizon, and they\'re only 18!
UK mathcore and alot of other \'core\' stuff, insane timings and sick vocals.

Kid 1: You going to see BMTH?
Kid 2: nah, i prefer Architects *turns back and walks away*

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the architect

An idiot in the Matrix who uses such complex words that you can't understand what the fuck he's saying.

The Architect: Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis. ...You know what? I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."

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The Architects

This really cool band that toured for a while with My Chemical Romance. They have a bit of a Who influence, a bit more of a Clash influence, another bit more of an AC/DC influence, and a massive Green Day influence. (They're better than all the bands that influenced them.)

MCR Fan 1: Did you see MCR? Man, I can't believe they had the Architects and Neon Trees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MCR Fan 2: No. I saw the Architects, and they were epic, but then they had some shitty band called Thursday.

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architect

A person which uses huge, or intellectual vocabulary in a normal conversation such as the architect from the matrix would use.

Tay: wow that movie was awesome, i think it was one of the best ever
Steve: Well actually considering the themes presented during the exposition the delineation of the sub-plot in conjunction with a deterioting character development it can be inferred that the film was rather sluggish and inconsistent, vis a vis, ergo....
Tay: There goes the architect
J: He builds words...

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architecting

V. The act of designing or creating. A very clever away message.

Shut up, I'm architecting.

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architected

Architected: faux verb often employed by IT professional, created by co-opting a noun from another industry.

“I architected this building” said no architect ever.

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