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So when are you my friend are chilling in the motel room tonight and he gets a hard on., You know me, I'm going to b. n. e.
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So when are you my friend are chilling in the motel room tonight and he gets I'm hard on., You know me, I'm going to b. n. e.
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b n g: something that u eat. A southern morning meal. Heat oil or bacon grease. add flour, brown to perfection. Add can milk and water till thin enough to pour on biscuits. Dont make to thin or runny. Heats well. Add small amount of water or milk, little at a time, if gravy has thickened while in the fridge.
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B N W N - This lolord means simply Bad News / Worse News. Usually it is a very direct prologue to sharing two pieces of information - the former bad, the latter worse. Each are actually informative, shedding new light on some matter. Sometimes, in a philosophical or poetic sense, B N W N indicates an double irony, an unavoidable truth about life that is not news at all, and neither good nor bad, but just fate. In either case, B N W N is best received while ellipsicated, to take a little bit of edge off the circle of life.
First use (actually informative) - (You finally take the call from your stockbroker who is managing 99.9% of your life savings in a dodgy fund.) He says, "B N W N." You reply, "Ok, B N first." He says, "That investment is too risky. You could lose 80% of everything, if you leave it in too long." You reply, "Oh, that is not too bad. Just let me know when it will happen. Give me the W N." He says, "Ok, I can tell you when." You say, "How is that B N? Just tell me when". He says, "It has."
Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."
So when are you my friend are chilling in the motel room tonight and he gets I'm hard on., You know me, I'm going to b. n. e.
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To knock the f!@# out of someone- to hit them, to punch someone out!
Bobby B n' B'ed it to Miss Whitney this week!
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Barnes and Noble. the book store
lets go chill at barnes and noble
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