the opposite of a lucky barry- a poo where a copius amount of toilet roll is neccesary for a clean finish; The poo is wet and sloppy.
I just had a bad luck bazza so bad I used two rolls of toilet roll!
A modern phenomenon in which bad luck takes a human form. This human will then inflict bad luck on anybody around him or around any of his possessions.
Best to avoid taking them gambling/on a plane/on the motorway
I lost all my money in the casino because of Bad Luck Barry
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a phrase you say when something unfortunate but trivial happens
person 1: *puts cupcake mix, oil, and water into a bowl. forgets to check if there's any more eggs for cupcakes and finding out afterwards there's none* i think we are out of eggs
person 2: wow, that's some bad luck dad
Used to describe someone else's unfortunate situation, an example being when you scam an elderly cancer patient then you get put inside of a crusty bathroom and you're rigged to a death trap.
"Out of all the men to cheat, you pick John Kramer? I mean, I call that epic bad luck."
that guy that shows up and brings bad luck for the home team in a sporting event; whether its baseball, basketball, football, etc.
Hey Jim, you better leave right now! the last game you came to we lost. Youre the bad luck guy!
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A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.
Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."
"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"
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An imaginary curse said to be caused by certain actions ie: breaking a mirror/ walking under a ladder/ running over your boss's dog.
Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.
walking under a ladder will cause dizzinness for seven years- bullshit
walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.
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