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Being so surprised to the point that you inevitably shit so hard your testicles come out.
Dudebro: Dude I went sky diving yesterday.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.
Confused to the point of bewilderment or a feeling of reverential respect mixed with fear or wonder (in awe)
Brooks: Yo dude, wassup?
Me: Dude, holy shit, you're trippin' my balls off!
Brooks: Alright, huhuhuhuhuuuhehehahahaha!
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Chilling so fucking hard that its unreal.
A: Yo dog , 'da fuck you up to son?
B: Dude, I am chilling my fucking balls off, smoking blunts and playing fuckin modern warfare 2 while getting a my dick sucked by an asian girl.
A: In that case I need to start chilling my balls off.
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When someone is trying unnecessary hard at something.
I.e a video game
Person 1: When Bob and I were playing Fortnite yesterday he build the fucking Eiffel Tower after I shot him once.
Person 2: He was sweating his balls off lmao.
Statement about the temperature being very cold.
Background:
A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.
Person 1: Holy crap its freezing in here.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
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A reference to extreme cold. According to the United States Navy Historical Center, this is a legend of the sea without historical justification. The center has researched this because of the questions it gets and says the term “brass monkey” and a vulgar reference to the effect of cold on the monkey’s extremities, appears to have originated in the book “Before the Mast” by C.A. Abbey published in 1857. It was said that it was so cold that it would “freeze the tail off a brass monkey.”. The Navy says there is no evidence that the phrase had anything to do with ships or ships with cannon balls.
The first taxi man George encountered in Brooklyn said, "It is cold fit to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
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Navy phrase for canon balls. The balls are placed in a round structure called a monkey. The plates had indentations to hold the balls on the bottom layer in place. The base was made of brass. When brass gets cold it contracts and the balls displaced.
It is so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
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