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Barnegat

Barnegat is a good town with a shitty side called Lexington where stinky niggers live and like to fight, sell drugs and dropout. They live off of welfare and food stamps and there parents are lazy porchmonkeys

Person:1 let’s walk through barnegat nig vile area

Person2: ok Lexington

by Barnegatisfullofniggers October 24, 2019


Rusty Barnegat

A competitive sexual act. A man asks for sex from his partner who is menstruating. Due to the menstruation the couple chooses anal play as an alternative. At some point during anal penetration, the man assesses the amount of fecal matter on his phallus. Once a sufficient amount is present, he quickly pulls out and penetrates the menstruating vagina resulting in a phallus covered in feces and blood. He then quickly pulls out a second time and takes a picture.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.

Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?

I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!

by Gallowbraid October 5, 2022