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1. A large fish most commonly found in the kitchen.
2. A morbidly obese woman of African-American descent, exhibiting a rather masculine voice
Dude, that bitch was a total bauer. Her tits were like two basketballs strung up on the hillside with dental floss.
Person 1 - "So didja catch anything?"
Person 2 - "Yeah, we were out rubbin' one off in the boat when a big bauer got caught up on one of the lines. Had to cut the jerk session short."
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adjective;
when one has partook in a long, strenuous 24 hours, be it partying all night long, generally staying up for extended periods of time being heavily intoxicated. a 24 hour period so hardcore it is in the realms of the sort of of day Jack Bauer would t battling worldwide terrorists and protecting his daughter from kidnappers.
"fuck me jake, that weekend in Amsterdam was fucking BAUER!!!"
"are you up for the pub tonight? It's going to be pretty bauer"
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Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.
The eye injury on the witness resulted from being bauered
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When a bird utilizes an erect human penis for a pearch.
My parrot's favorite activity is showering with me, and bauering during shower time specifically.
To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge
upon seeing a sexy picture or hearing very good news
I just Bauered.
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And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.
From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
When I saw Elisha Cuthbert kissing Sarah Clarke, I bauered.
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being or the act of being a pussy
"Man I tried to ask that girl out but I Bauer'd out"
"I would go to that party but I'm a Bauer"
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