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Bayern Munich is the team that humiliates every club.
Buddy 1: As you are a Bayern Munich what does Bayen likes?
Buddy 2:Bayern likes to humiliate every club. ( Barcelona,Arsenal,Tottenham,Chelsea left the chat ).
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The Ghost of Bayern is a dwarf who suddently dissapears while playing against Bayern and other Big Clubs.
He Was Last seen:
In 2 Legs vs Bayern in 2023 UCL
While Missing a penalty vs Real Madrid in 2022
In a Stadium Hall giving money bags to the referee during the 2022 World Cup
During the 8-2 game he lost against Bayern while playing for Barcelona.
In the 4-0 Comeback by liverpool.
Person 1: I haven't seen my friend for days now!
Person 2: He probably is like the Ghost of Bayern!
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Without doubt the greatest German football (soccer) team and one of the world's most elite. Bayern Munich has won the German title a staggering 18 times, the UEFA Champion League 3 consecutive years, among other titles.
It is also one of the richest clubs in the world, and has been home to numerous star players such as Franz "The Kaiser" Beckenbauer, who revolutionalized football during the 70's, Gerd "The Bomber" Muller, Sepp "Super GK" Meier, Lothar Matthaus, Mehmet Scholl, etc...
(The list is too long.)
Champions League winner in 74, 75, 76, 2001.
Always a force to contend with.
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The Bayern Ticket is a Deutsche Bahn rail ticket which is valid for rail and bus travel throughout the whole of Bavaria. The ticket can be used between Monday to Friday from 9am until 3am the following day. On Saturdays and Sundays it can be used the entire day.
The Ticket covers up to five people and costs €27 when bought via the internet or one of the automatic ticket machines at the station.Children under 15 years of age travel for free.
Bayern Ticket Day is celebrated on Friday the 15th of August annually by a national holiday in the Republic of Germany.
Hallo! Ich bin Klaus und das ist meine Freundin Heidi und heute ist Bayern Ticket Tag !!!! Wir mussen nach Italien gehen und wir mussen Eis essen. Ja!!!! Sheise!!
BAYERN TICKET DAY !! JAAA
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The greatest team in all of Germany and possibly europe,5th richest club in the world.
18 time Bundesliga Champions,4 time Uefa Champions league winners, Uefa cup winners, 11 time German cup winners and Intercontinental cup winners.
They will own you!
Bayern Munich defeated Manchester United,Real Madrid,Arsenal and Valencia to become Champions of Europe
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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A semi-short Filipino girl named Mary who looks like a boy with big eyes.
Mary is a Bayern.
Honestly probably the worst team in the whole league just over all full of bums .Lewandoski saw how bad the team was and just had to get out of their hahaha.Anyone watch Real Madrid vs. Bayern Munich? 4-2nate ending for Madrid.
“BAYERN MUNICH THE WORST TEAM IN THE WORLD”.That’s the definition and how it’s used in a sentence.