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Contrary to what some people think, Billerica is city-sized town with a population over 40,000(one of the highest in Mass). There are many different sections of town, they are very diversified. You go the Lake where the lake rats are at. You got North Billerica where the G's chill. Then you got uptown where the rich people stay.
Billerica cats cause mad drama in the streets
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A predominantly white town 30-miles north of Boston and is pronounced "Bill-rica", "Bricka", or "The Ric". Here people's accents are thicker than their women. A big portion of their population still "rips butts" (i.e. smokes cigarettes) while most houses have abandoned cars rotting away on cinder blocks in their front-yards. The town is known for its townies. It is common for teachers to have had parents, their kids, and their grandkids during their career (affirmation of "townies" and young reproductive age). There is a 7-Eleven convenience store next to a firestation that literally burnt to the ground. A popular watering hole is the Center Cafe (pronounced by locals as "Center-Calf"). I once witnessed a person asleep at the bar, woke himself up by puking on himself, and proceeded to order another drink. There are probably more Dunkin Donuts and Market Baskets in Billerica than college graduates.
"This is good weed. Where did you get it?"
"From some 40-year old guy in Billerica. He still lives with his mom."
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The second largest town in Massachusetts, known for an incredible number of Dunkin' Donuts (thank god!) and for it's drugs. while Billerica is filled with gangsters, wangsters, punks, preps, scene kids, emos, goths, and more, the most exclusive and altogether awesome clique is comprised of dan and lulu. don't hope to get in, the standards are high.
billerica seems like an awesome town, cuz i love dunkin' donuts! but i wouldn't move there unless i could be accepted in the amazing clique that is dan and lulu. but i probably don't have a chance.
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Billerica: home to the Massachusetts redneck and the "oppunk", a rare oppossum/skunk hybrid created through the ingenious endeavor of one Billy Bob Cracken in the late 1980's. Some kid from the Real World was born there and quickly exported when he showed none of the characteristic tendencies of bootleggin', deer huntin', moonshinin' and incest.
Also home to the highest concentration of Dunkin' Donuts and unemployed persons in the Greater Boston area.
"No, he didn't get in an accident or nuffin....we're just from Billerica. And if I hea' you say one more word bout his face, I'm gonna call my baby-daddy. He'll show you. He'll run you ovah with his used car and feed you to his other little bastards."
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A term used to describe the pain killer epidemic in Billerica.
Damn, he is a good rapper, I just hope he doesn't get the Billerica Flu
a hair cut found primarily in the Billerica area. The sides and back of the head are shaved leaving only hair on the top. aka a cap or wiffle.
That kid with the Billerica cut is so tough.
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