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From pop cultural references like Jay Leno's Tonight Show, Blagojevich has come to be a jerk off who sells someone's senate seat secretly, pretending to be blissfully unaware of the fact that he is doing it. Awkwardly enough, Blagojevich's name actually rhymes with what he is. Like Jay Leno said, Blagojevich is a son-of-a-bitch. Each word is four syllables and pronounced very similarly. The real offending part about Blagojevich's actions are that he tried to sell a black guy's senate seat, which alludes to American history of when blacks where bought, sold, and traded. To pull a Blagojevich means to sell one's senate seat; to do something without thought; to be a jerk off; to be blissfully unaware of doing something wrong, while in fact, he is doing it deliberately.
Joey: Hey Rachel, I have never been able to say Blagojevich, until Jay Leno reminded me that it rhymes with son-of-a-bitch.
Rachel: O, really.
Phoebe: Me too. Whenever I want to pronounce Blagojevich's name, I have to say son-of-a-bitch, first.
Rachel: I guess you are what you rhyme with.
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1. A description of a person who is a giant douche bag.
2. Someone who compares themselves to random, unrelated things in the midst of controversy.
1. "This Blagojevich just cut me off in traffic."
2. Ex. The brave warrior Ulysses or an innocent cowboy.
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To torpedo your own political career.
Boy, he really Blagojeviched his campaign.
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Just another corrupt governor from Illinois, which thinks that most people from Illinois are just stupid *!@#&*!@ idiots that keep on !@#*!@#!@#ing electing him.
A vain governor, known to erect signs of "Rod Blagojevich, governor" over the Illinois Tollway system. Was inspired by his German Shepherd dog which urinated on the neighbor's trees, thus marking its territory.
Blago's hairdo usually covers his "to-do" list. Most of his corrupt evidence, including the desire to force children from some Children's Hospital to pay to play so they can get their life-saving heart transplant. But according to Blagojevich, those little !*&@#&($#% should suffer if they don't pay him.
The very same governor put signs over patches of weeds in honor of his, gawd-all-mighty spoiled as hell, soccer mom bitch, Patti Blagojevich.
Not to be confused with Weird Al Yancovich which has more character and a better hairdo.
Dan: Blagojevich is my governor
Rob: Ummm.... Blago... blago... jev... yavi... ich
Dan: Yeah... well did you hear some kid had to pour out his last savings to get his life back?
Rob: Yeah... he died because he was missing 2 pennies.
Dan: Damn bastard!
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A sexual position in which the male gets behind the female, puts his hands on her hips, and then attempts to sell the Illinois Senate Seat to the highest bidder.
Mitch tried to pull the old "Blagojevich" on his girlfriend last night...he broke his pelvis and was dragged away by the Illinois State Police and a visibly excited Harry Reid.
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A particularly crooked and/or incredibly stupid politician.
Hey did you hear about the senator?
He took a bribe and Blagojeviched his career...
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When you try to sell something you were not suppose to. Than going against all advice of admitting you did.
Guy 1: Hey want to get lunch?
Guy 2: Where did you get the money?
Guy 1: I sold my Great Grandmothers Wedding Ring.
Guy 2: What a Blagojevich
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