translation: call my cell phone
black people make up their own language due to their inability to speak an existing one.
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a term referring to that you will kick the other one's ass/beat them up.
"I'm gon kick yo ass!/I'll blow yo shit up on spot!"
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A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.
"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"
Used to describe a night out either before going out or the morning after, usually when events of great hilarity are anticipated or have occured. Not to be confused with setting off explosives.
Male 1 - Hey bro, you coming out tonight?
Male 2 - Nah man. I've got no money.
Male 1 - Well I've got a whole bottle of vodka so I'm pretty sure I'll be blowing shit up tonight.
Male 2 - Fuck it, I'll be 10 minutes.
Male 1 - Rough night last night.
Male 2 - Yeah man, I feel like dick.
Male 1 - Do you remember getting naked and trying to take a shit on a roundabout?
Male 2 - Shit man, I have no idea. Really?
Male 1 - Yeah, I took a photo. We really blew shit up last night.
Male 2 - Awesome. Where did all these roadsigns come from?
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(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate
Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense
When a person loses their temper at you and just starts accusing you
We’re good most of the time until she blows shits.